What do we say to the god of death?
- Persephone: knock knock
- Hades: who's there?
- Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
Anonymous asked: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear
why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade
❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤
NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.
❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft but still resemblant to hard like Siberian winter сoммцпisм☭☮❤